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E3 2011 Drinking Game

I apologize that this is a bit late, but if there are still some press conferences that have yet to happen and I know many of you who haven’t had time to watch the conferences yet.  This is an E3 Drinking game created by Jamie Young of Pixelitis.net.  

Now, E3 can be a glorious time for gamers.  Exciting new game footage is shown, new consoles are debuted, and sometimes some very big surprises are announced.  Unfortunately, it’s also a time where we’re often met with great disappointment.  But that’s life.  So cheers, moogles! Let us drink to the hope that all our E3 wishes come true.  Grab some friends and your favorite brews and let’s see what happens. 

Microsoft’s Conference

Drink once for every time…

• Call of Duty exclusive content is mentioned.
• Having the best online network is mentioned.
• Announce Kinect game that doesn’t appeal to core gamers.
• Awkward girl actress portrays what girls might do with an Xbox 360.
• “XBOX (insert command here)”.
• A non-videogame celebrity goes on stage.

Down the whole can if

• XBOX Live increases in cost again.

Nintendo’s Conference

Drink once for every time..

• Reggie Fils-Aime takes a long pause.
• For every statistic from Reggie.
• Whenever there is a statistic that made the 3DS launch bigger than it actually was.
• Miyamoto shows up “out of no where!”
• Skyward Sword is pushed back to have a Zelda launch title.. again.
• A game rehash is announced.

Down the whole can if…

• The Vitality Sensor is coming to Project Cafe!

Sony’s Conference

Drink once for every time..

• Sony apologizes.
• Big promises to make up for lost network time.
• New video footage for the third of a series (Uncharted 3, Resistance 3, Mass Effect 3).
• Kevin Butler tries to cover up the Playstation Network issue with a fun joke.
• Kaz Hirai says something that will become a meme.
• Home improvements, such as new t-shirts, a real trophy room or Tim Allen.

Down the whole can if

• PSN actually went down to prep Home servers for full release.
• NGP is announced free for all PS+ members… until they remember everyone is temporarily PS+ members, and they quickly cover up the announcement.

General E3

Drink once for every time..

• A technical error occurs.
• The audience awkwardly laughs at a bad joke out of obligation.
• The audience laugh’s at someone’s word slip or mistake.

Immediately get drunk if…

• Hideo Kojima shows up.

Again, thank you to Jamie Young from Pixelitis.net for creating and submitting this entertaining game.   

if Hideo Kojima shows up I like that

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